Overheard today at home:
“Celine Dion gave birth to twins at age 42. There’s hope for me yet!”
“Better start singing.”
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“You still love me even though I have a 4-inch eyebrow hair, right?” “Right?!”
“…”
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“What she needs is more…”
“Adam Sessler?”
“Yeah.”
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“Is he somebody famous?”
“No.”
“Well, he looks like that guy in that movie.”
“Shia LaBeouf.”
“Yeah. … Good job.”
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